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...but shitmazing was definitely the right word for the new Three Musketeers movie.  I have never seen a movie that was so gleefully awful.  Not only were a couple actors in different movies than everyone else, I kind of think everyone was in a different movie than everyone else.  And somehow, it kinda worked.

They had excellent duels and sword combat, they had zingy one-liners, they had airships, they had slo-mo combat, they had corsets everywhere, they had accents from every land, they had fucking titlecards for the characters, and Orlando Bloom's pompadour and outfit each had their own parts in the film.

Shitmazing, my friends. Shit. Mazing.

on 2011-10-26 01:44 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] airspaniel.livejournal.com
Oh MAN. I want to see it SO BAD.

on 2011-10-26 02:56 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] xannoside.livejournal.com
It was like a 3 Musketeers fanfic production by the richest LARPers in history.

on 2011-10-26 02:59 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] airspaniel.livejournal.com
That is everything I was hoping it would be. ^_^

on 2011-10-26 04:12 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jethrien.livejournal.com
Oh man, I was definitely too sick to go last night, but I really wish I'd been there.

Hey airspaniel, what are you doing next week?

on 2011-10-26 04:30 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] airspaniel.livejournal.com
Koyannisqatsi next Thursday, but other than that, it's looking pretty open. You thinking what I'm thinking? :D :D :D

on 2011-10-26 04:45 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jethrien.livejournal.com
I need to check the calendar when I get home, but it's a definite possibility.

on 2011-10-26 05:26 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] airspaniel.livejournal.com
We can discuss it this weekend. ^_^

on 2011-10-26 08:52 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] firynze.livejournal.com
Okay, I had not wanted to see this movie, but now? NOW I REALLY DO.

on 2011-10-26 09:05 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] xannoside.livejournal.com
Make sure to go with friends. There were 6 of us, and we were sitting in our own little feedback loop of hysterical tear-stained laughter as increasingly ludicrous shit happened on the screen in front of us.

Just when we thought it couldn't get sillier, Orlando Bloom would pull additional scenery out his ass and start chewing it on the spot. With gusto.

on 2011-10-26 09:09 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] firynze.livejournal.com
...oh god, now I need to find people to see this with. SO BAD

on 2011-10-26 10:28 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] negativeq.livejournal.com
Who did you see it with? I want to see it solely because Milla Jovovitch is adorable. And hot.

on 2011-10-26 11:39 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] mithras03.livejournal.com
It also looked like everyone in it was having a blast and knew it was crap and was like "WHEEEEEEEEEEE COSTUMES!". Even more so than Priest. In that movie, only Karl Urban looked like he was having a cracking good time. :-P

on 2011-10-26 11:44 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] xannoside.livejournal.com
The cast & crew commentary on the DVD will probably be *awesome*.

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