Not to steal anyone's thunder here...

...but shitmazing was definitely the right word for the new Three Musketeers movie.  I have never seen a movie that was so gleefully awful.  Not only were a couple actors in different movies than everyone else, I kind of think everyone was in a different movie than everyone else.  And somehow, it kinda worked.

They had excellent duels and sword combat, they had zingy one-liners, they had airships, they had slo-mo combat, they had corsets everywhere, they had accents from every land, they had fucking titlecards for the characters, and Orlando Bloom's pompadour and outfit each had their own parts in the film.

Shitmazing, my friends. Shit. Mazing.